POSTED • Jun. 4, 2012
#feel-my-b-o-n-e-s
dogshitdildo: this doesn’t seem very private to me 

dogshitdildo:

this doesn’t seem very private to me 

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POSTED • Jun. 4, 2012
Anonymous asked:
i miss talking to you. truefax. :3

I think I know you, anon. 

Truefax. Srsly.

POSTED • Jun. 4, 2012
#Praise the lord

How to make a Jehovah’s witness shut up?

So there was a Jehovah’s witness at my door this morning, because my uncle who’s too busy preaching the word of the lord, in Australia, contacted his people in Ireland. 

Jehovah’s witness: ”Believe in god and everything is possible.”

Me: “Have you heard of unicorns?”

Jehovah’ witness: ”Well, we’re gonna go because we’re kinda busy today, but we’ll stop by some other time.”


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POSTED • Jun. 4, 2012
Every channel is broadcasting royal jubilee celebrations. So I guess it’s one of those Hitchcock movies, cigars and rum nights. I mean, just like every night. I’m gonna stay up all night because I don’t have to get up early tomorrow. Fuckyeah! 

Every channel is broadcasting royal jubilee celebrations. So I guess it’s one of those Hitchcock movies, cigars and rum nights.

I mean, just like every night.

I’m gonna stay up all night because I don’t have to get up early tomorrow. Fuckyeah! 

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POSTED • Jun. 3, 2012

Somebody posted a picture of me climbing, and tagged me on facebook.

Reported abuse, deleted from my friend list, reported for spam, asked a bunch of other people to do so. Blocked. 

It’s one of those days. 

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POSTED • Jun. 1, 2012
#derelict-pariah

derelict-pariah replied to your post: On my dash today…

BUNNEHZ! You’re welcome.

You say bunnies, I hear high maintenance. 


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POSTED • Jun. 1, 2012

On my dash today…

  • Tits.
  • Bunnies.
  • Hello kitty.
  • The queen’s 60th year of royal fuckery.
  • More tits.
  • Angsty teenage cunts crying about how cruel this world is.
  • Tacos.
  • Nutella.
  • Bikes.
  • Darth Vader.

Well, almost everyday tbh. 

I approve of the last three four. 

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POSTED • Jun. 1, 2012
#Ireland #facebook #lastsceptic #photography #Summer

 The summer is here!

Check out my page for more.  →  (Via Tom Joseph Photography)

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POSTED • May. 29, 2012

I’m not dead…

…yet. 

No regular internet access. So I’ll be back after this weekend or something. If I’m not shitfaced or hungover, that is. 

Life isn’t that bad, in general. I’ll reply to the messages and stuff when I’m back.

Hi btw!

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POSTED • May. 23, 2012

Well fuck…

I have no proper internet access till next Thursday as I’m away for a week.

My mobile browser is not a big fan of tumblr.

So if you wanna keep in touch, I’ll be on twitter (@lastsceptic) and KIK (@lastsceptic).

See ya.

POSTED • May. 23, 2012
sonsofanarchy-things: Hahaha, this is gold. submitted by lastsceptic. You asked for it though. 

sonsofanarchy-things:

Hahaha, this is gold.

submitted by lastsceptic.

You asked for it though. 

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POSTED • May. 23, 2012
#Macaw #talking #angry bird #wtf

I want this bird. 

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POSTED • May. 23, 2012

derelict-pariah:

Fuck yeah, I laugh at my own jokes.

Why? Because someone has to. 

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POSTED • May. 23, 2012
#dogshitdildo

Someone just asked me, “What’s new?”

I replied, “dogshitdildo”

Ntl, thank. 

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POSTED • May. 22, 2012
#Ireland #Summer

One day of nice weather and all the sluts in town come out of hibernation.

I must start wearing shirts instead of t-shirts so I can show off my man-cleavage. 

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